The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said ‘I have to talk to you.
We have some Lebanese up here in heaven who are causing problems.

They’re swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and Gabanas instead of their white robes, they are riding BMW’s instead of the chariots, and they’re selling their halos to people for discount prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since they keep crouching down midway eating sunflower and watermelon seeds and smoking argili.

Some of them are walking around with just one wing!’

The Lord said, ‘Lebanese are Lebanese. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the devil.’
The Devil answered the phone, ‘Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.’

The Devil returned to the phone, ‘OK I’m back. What can I do for
you?’ Gabriel replied, ‘I just wanted to know what kind of problems
you’re having down there.’ The Devil said, ‘Hold on again. I need to check on something.’

After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, ‘I’m back. Now what was the question?’
Gabriel said, ‘What kind of problems are you having down there?’

The Devil said, ‘Man I don’t believe this…….Hold on.’ This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes.
The Devil returned and said, ‘I’m sorry Gabriel, I can’t talk right now.

Those damn Lebanese have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning!!!

I am one of the few Swedish Lebanese who loves to travel to Lebanon at least twice a year not just to see my parents, my brother and my sister but also to enjoy the family gathering, the weather, going out, beach partying and sit back with some old friends who also work abroad and are back for some vacation. I get help to find the best hotels rates in Beirut and Jounieh Lebanon-Hotels.com from Ronald who is managing SkiLeb.com and Lebanon.Travel.

“Lebanon is a small country that produces nothing, except Lebanese people.�

Lebanese people are everywhere. Throughout the world, the Lebanese culture, sense of family and our strong ambition has helped us flourish in all parts of the world. Lebanese people have high educational levels and significant intelligence to the rest of the Arabs; this is due to Lebanon’s geographical location on the Mediterranean Sea and its history as a connection between the West and the East. This connection has brought openness and prosperity to the Lebanese people. What many people do not understand is that Lebanese people have made a huge impact worldwide. It's true they say that Lebanon is just a small country, but that doesn't mean it has little importance.

Plagued with old, as well as new religious conflicts it has never asked to be a part of, egotistical, useless leaders leading an equally useless corrupt government, and a population whose superficial minority surpass the most kindhearted and generous people you can ever meet, our country was never given a chance to shine the way only the Lebanese know it can shine. Lebanon managed to glow despite previous destructions and it will glow again despite the current problems.

“Lebanon is a small country that produces nothing, except Lebanese people.�

Well, Lebanese people are known all over the world…who hasn't heard of

* Carlos Ghosn - (also known as Carlos Gaune, from the Lebanese “Ghosn” family), Lebanese Brazilian-born CEO and President of Renault and Nissan Motor, nicknamed the “Cost Cutter”.
* Salma Hayek, Mexican actress (Lebanese father and Mexican mother)
* Shakira, born to a Colombian mother of Catalan descent and an American-born father of Lebanese Catholic descent. Shakira, which means “grateful” in Arabic (شاكرة), is named after her paternal grandmother.
* Gibran Khalil Gibran – greatest poet and writer, “The Prophet” translted into many languages which spread into the word.
* Elie Saab - fashion designer on international standards.
* Georgina Rizk - Miss Universe 1971

In addition to many well-known people who have contributed and helped in prosperous actions they have done, just like:

* Elias J. Corey - Chemist, Nobel Prize in Chemistry (1990)
* Georges Harik - former Director of Googlettes (department of Google Inc). His team was responsible for the product management and strategy efforts surrounding many starting Google initiatives. Harik was also the co-developer of the technology behind AdSense, the first engineering manager of the Google Search Appliance, and the co-author of the original product plan for the AdWords Online system.
* Gabriel Yared, international composer of operas and very well known movie sound tracks.
* Joseph Barbera & William Hanna, Hanna-Barbera (Lebanese pronunciation: Hannah & Berbere) Creators of the Tom and Jerry, The Flintstones, Scooby-Doo, Yogi Bear and many other world renown cartoons that have pinned us to our couches on Saturday mornings–and other times of other days.
* Khalil Ghattas- Lebanese businessman, founder of GAT oil.
* Nicolas Hayek - the ‘father of Swatch’ and CEO of Smart.
* Edmond Safra - founder of Republic Bank of New York and Banco Safra in Brazil, born in Aley, Lebanon
* Jacques Nasser - ex-CEO of Ford Motors, born in Lebanon.

It's just an endless list if we wish to continue talking about Lebanese people. Hence, this is a proof that Lebanon produces Lebanese people, and for that we are proud to be Lebanese. We have reached where few could reach. All the Lebanese living abroad want to come back and the Lebanese who are in Lebanon envy the ones who are living abroad not realizing what it means to live away from Lebanon. Lebanese love Lebanon not just because it is their country, but because it is the country of every Lebanese. It welcomes every exile freethinker, independent mind of the Arab world. And as Gibran have said: “Lebanon is an arena for men from the West and men from the East.� Gibran believed in Lebanon and described the Lebanese as victorious wherever they go and are loved and respected wherever they settle.

In You have your Lebanon and I have my Lebanon, Gibran quoted:

“I say to you that you are achieving nothing. If you knew that you are accomplishing nothing, I would feel sorry for you, but you know it not.� Gibran then is not sorry for us, for Lebanese people whether in Lebanon or abroad they have already achieved a lot. The world believed in our potentials, Lebanese believe in their own potentials, and there we are floating and spreading and Lebanon has produced LEBANESE PEOPLE, who are simply proud to be.

Mika is yep , another young Lebanese Artist who made it from Beirut, to Paris and now to hitparade in UK .

Mika wants to set the bar for fantastical, 3 dimensional pop at his own height. Which is over 6' and statuesquely sculptured, since you ask. Try to listen to others Lebanese music and songs at ListenArabic.com

Welcome to his world: where some louche dilettante is throwing the greatest party in the universe and everyone is invited under his very own cherry moon. Mika is a songwriter, performer, producer and orchestrator and he’s ready to unleash his debut album to the world. Both astonishingly musical and profoundly thoughtful, his tunes combine a heady euphoric rush with darker unexpected elements: daytime melodramas and night-time tales of love, loss, abandonment, hope and happiness. They all jostle together for attention, each one a pure pop golden nugget.

Mika is a true young internationalist. Born in Beirut in the middle of the 80s, Mika's family soon found themselves having to move to Paris at the height of the war. When his father was subsequently taken hostage and held at the American embassy in Kuwait the family eventually settled in London. An inevitably turbulent experience for our young hero, he found himself bereft, lost in the chasm of a displaced upbringing. “It was the combination of moving as well as a horrible time I had at school in the first few years of living in London that lead me to forget how to read and write, and stop talking for a little while. I was pulled out of school for over six months; in order to sort my self out and find a new school. This is when music really became important. It got me back on my feet.� He says now that by the age of 9 he knew that songwriting was his destiny. The electric performances that would win over some of the most hardened musical ears on the planet would come later.

“After I started singing as a boy I started to get jobs everywhere. With the help of a terrifyingly tough Russian singing teacher, I got to be really good at professional gigs. I did everything from recordings with the Royal Opera House to the Orbit Chewing gum jingle. I’ll never forget calling up British Airways to get a ticket, only to be placed in a line, listening to my own voice. That was a painful 8 minutes. I think the other main reason for getting so much work was that I was insanely cheap! My mother and I had no idea what i was supposed to get paid, and no one was in a hurry to educate us. Looking back on it, i think 45 quid for the Orbit chewing gum jingle, could have been a little too cheap.â€?

Google Changes the way they display Images when you use Google Images Search.

Before: You could see domains name and the whole adress http://—-.jpeg for all Images displayed.

After - Now: you can use your mouse and whenever you place your mouse on any image, you will get images details.

Cool feature with selection of SafeSearch On and Diplay function for Large, Small and Medium images.

What is happening ?
- 27 december 2006 -

It is not snowing In Stockholm, Sweden but there is plenty of Snow in Lebanon ( Cedars . Faraya )
Following some Snow reports fromNational Snow and Ice data Center

All I need to do is take my flights to beirut and plugg my ipod with some Arabic Music

A dialogue made by Elias Kai , a search engine marketing specialist.
I have interviewed Miss Wine and Mr. Link and asked them what they are preparing before Xmas and New Year 2007.

Wine Keep me in a good environment

Link: Keep me close to good neighbourhood pages and avoid spammers in forums and guestbook.

Wine: I should be kept in a good temperature

Link: Keep me close to all regions and cities from Asia to USA, From south Africa to Siberia.

Wine: My oxidation is valuable

Link: Keep my users happy whenever they move away from where they saw me first.

Wine: Always try to ship wine in appropriate conditions

Link: Do not play with me and move me around too much

Wine: Pack me in different bottles but always respect international standards.

Link: Do not use me in JavaScript and try to give me good titles.

Wine: If I am good or the best, my price gets higher

Link: If I come from .edu relevant content and / or top traffic relevant sites, I will ask you t o pay me more.

Wine: Do not forget to drink me, I am a Lebanese Wine.
Link: do not forget to click on me

Merry XMAS & Happy New Year 2007 from

Elias, Carol, and our Son Oliver Google KAI

It is well written that you should make pages for users not for search engines; it goes logic that people produce wine so others can use it in a decent and happy ways.

“Webmasters who spend their energies upholding the spirit of the basic principles will provide a much better user experience and subsequently enjoy better ranking than those who spend their time looking for loopholes they can exploit.�

* Make pages for users, not for search engines. Don't deceive your users or present different content to search engines than you display to users, which is commonly referred to as “cloaking.�
* Avoid tricks intended to improve search engine rankings. A good rule of thumb is whether you'd feel comfortable explaining what you've done to a website that competes with you. Another useful test is to ask, “Does this help my users? Would I do this if search engines didn't exist?�
* Don't participate in link schemes designed to increase your site's ranking or PageRank. In particular, avoid links to web spammers or “bad neighbourhoods� on the web, as your own ranking may be affected adversely by those links.
* Don't use unauthorized computer programs to submit pages, check rankings, etc. Such programs consume computing resources and violate our Terms of Service. Google does not recommend the use of products such as WebPosition Goldâ„¢ that send automatic or programmatic queries to Google.

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