Poker jokes

I love this poker joke:

“I once played poker with tarot cards…I got a full house, and 4 people died.”

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Back to Friday, Nov. 01, 1968

To explain why he expects the Administration’s policies to cool the U.S. economy soon, Economist Walter W. Heller last week recalled an old poker-room joke that, he said, he had heard from President Johnson. It has to do with a professional dealer who is getting an unexpected show of strength from one of the local yokels. “Reuben,” says the shark, “you better play fair, because I know exactly what I dealt you.”

Aug. 2, 1926
His under lip protrudes like the point of a vulgar joke

Fresh Google Index

A site known as Bodog.com has been offline for at least one week.(27th of August until 3rd of September)
Bodog.com is still cached and indexed by Google and even showing on Top Search Results.

I think Google should give more attention to the status of any site and take an action on it.

http://www.google.com/advanced_search?

If you remove all the uninteresting parameters from the search URL, you’ll find that as_qdr is responsible for date restrictions. For example, here’s how to restrict a search for [IRAQ] to pages first seen by Google’s crawler in the past 24 hours: (I would love to see it as for the last 3 minutes with a Fresh Ajax design)

http://www.google.com/search?q=iraq&as_qdr=d

Note that you’ll only find new web pages and not pages that were cached and updated in the past 24 hours. That means you won’t find homepages from popular sites or other frequently-updated pages. If the date range is small, you’ll mostly find news and blog posts.

The amazing thing is that you can change the value of as_qdr to custom intervals. I will list some possible values of the as_qdr parameter:

d[number] – past number of days (e.g.: d10)
w[number] – past number of weeks
y[number] – past number of years

For example, http://www.google.com/search?q=iraq&as_qdr=d10 lets you search for pages that contain “Iraq” and were created in the past 10 days.

Bodog.com OFF NewBodog.com ON

Why did Bodog.Com switch to NewBodog.com?

Google has already indexed 44 pages but would you think this was a Link bait strategy? hmm Com’on.

Welcome to the new (temporary) Bodog. As you may know by now, Bodog.com is experiencing a technical issue impacting our players’ ability to access our website.

This is the result of a legal dispute over the ownership of the Bodog.com domain name. We are fighting this dispute. We are confident that we will win, but until all is settled, I do not want our battle to interrupt your play.

So, I present you with newbodog.com. You won’t notice very many changes: same website, same brand, same product, and same service. Just a new domain name.

We are working to resolve any remaining issues on the temporary site as soon as possible, and fully expect to have our original site back up shortly.

I sincerely apologize if you were affected by our interruption and assure you that I will update you soon.

Regards,

Calvin Ayre

But ShoeMoney explains it this way

Earlier today the Bodog website (bodog.com) went down. Many people thought it was just technical issues. A good friend inside Bodog pinged me and told me that the site was actually yanked out from under Bodog's hands earlier today.

Apparently, some guy in the US who was awarded a patent for something to do with taking bets online filed a lawsuit against Bodog awhile back. Bodog didn't respond because they are not a US company. So a judge awarded a default judgment of 50 million.

Yesterday, the guy with the judgment used it to seize control of Bodog's domain names from Enom. Almost all of their sites are now offline, and now they are going to loose all of their SERPS.

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I would suggest you read this article or book from 1847 about the Sin of Gamling and Poker before playing poker online.

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Poker by a Harvard Professor

Global Poker Strategic Thinking Society and Professor Charles Nesson adds:

My path to teaching my conception of truth leads to and through teaching poker as skill in seeing and understanding from another's point of view. i teach this as a fundamental skill not just for lawyers but for anyone who is eager to learn how the rhetorical world works and connect it to the physical. i teach the teaching of it as exemplar and research.
There is corruption of law in relation to poker. Our government seeks to kill online poker games as collateral damage to its gambling hypocrisy, passing a midnight bill that never saw committee as part of a terrorism act, prosecuting the founding companies and individuals who made online poker possible, and thumbing its nose at little Antigua and no doubt soon to give the finger to the WTO which has ruled in Antigua's favor against our govt.

This is exemplary of the corruption of law i would like to see our government foreswear. I want to array the intelligent forces of the poker playing poker thinking world against it. The united states government v. the intelligent forces of the poker playing poker thinking world

Harvards Professor Blog message : Organized by the newly forming Global Poker Strategic Thinking Society, this workshop combines open philosophy, internet strategy,instructional entertainment, and vision of a line of development for integrated real and virtual education fueled by human interest in mastering games of skill, poker in the lead. We will begin by distributing in advance of our workshop a paper on education in virtual worlds.

Internet Poker

Roulette WheelI tried several times to check out why do people play poker on the Internet ?

People have more times to spend and are spending or earning virtual money than ever before but you should watch that not all poker sites accepts US players. I have found a good source listing all Internet Poker rules.

Free Internet Poker is a good start since you do not have to deposit money in order to play your first cards.
NB: this was a paid review

WSOP 2007 Schedule

2007 World Series of Poker Schedule – 2007 WSOP Schedule

1 June $5,000, mixed hold'em (3 days event)
1 June $500 casino employees no-limit hold'em (2 days event)
2 June $1,500 no-limit hold'em (3 days event)
3 June $1,500 pot-limit hold'em (3 days event)
3 June $2,500 Omaha/seven card stud highlow 8/B (3 days event)
4 June $1,500 fixed-limit hold'em (3 days event)
4 June $5,000 pot-limit Omaha with rebuys (2 days event)
5 June $1,000 no-limit hold'em with rebuys (3 days event)
5 June $1,500 Omaha highlow split 8/B (3 days event)
6 June $2,000 no-limit hold'em (3 days event)
6 June $5,000 seven card stud (3 days event)
7 June $1,500 no-limit hold'em six handed (3 days event)
8 June $5,000 pot-limit hold'em (3 days event)
8 June $1,500 seven card stud (2 days event)
9 June $1,500 no-limit hold'em (3 days event)
9 June $2,500 H.O.R.S.E. (3 days event)
10 June $1,000 ladies no-limit hold'em (3 days event)
10 June $5,000 fixed-limit hold'em (3 days event)
11 June $2,500 no-limit hold'em (3 days event)
11 June $2,000 seven card stud highlow 8/B (3 days event)
12 June $1,500 no-limit hold'em shootout (2 days event)
13 June $5,000 no-limit hold'em (3 days event)
14 June $1,500 pot-limit Omaha (2 days event)
14 June $3,000 seven card stud highlow 8/B (3 days event)
15 June $2,000 no-limit hold'em (3 days event)
15 June $5,000 H.O.R.S.E. (3 days event)
16 June $1,500 no-limit hold'em (3 days event)
17 June $3,000 no-limit hold'em (3 days event)
17 June $1,500 seven card razz (2 days event)
18 June $2,500 no-limit hold'em six handed (3 days event)
19 June $5,000 no-limit hold'em heads-up (3 days event)
19 June $2,000 seven card stud (2 days event)
20 June $1,500 pot-limit Omaha with rebuys (2 days event)
20 June $3,000 fixed-limit hold'em (3 days event)
21 June $1,500 no-limit hold'em (3 days event)
21 June $5,000 Omaha highlow split 8/B (3 days event)
22 June $2,000 pot-limit hold'em (3 days event)
23 June $1,500 no-limit hold'em (3 days event)
24 June $50,000 H.O.R.S.E. (5 days event)
24 June $1,500 mixed hold'em (3 days event)
25 June $1,000 seniors no-limit hold'em (3 days event)
25 June $1,500 pot-limit Omaha highlow split 8/B (2 days event)
26 June $2,000 fixed-limit hold'em (3 days event)
27 June $2,000 Omaha highlow split (2 days event)
28 June $5,000 no-limit hold'em six handed (3 days event)
28 June $1,000 seven card stud highlow 8/B (3 days event)
29 June $2,000 no-limit hold'em (3 days event)
29 June $1,000 fixed-limit 27 triple draw lowball with rebuys (2 days event)
30 June $1,500 no-limit hold'em (3 days event)
1 July $10,000 pot-limit Omaha (2 days event)
1 July $1,000 S.H.O.E. (2 days event)
2 July $1,000 no-limit hold'em with rebuys (3 days event)
3 July $1,500 fixed-limit hold'em shootout (2 days event)
4 July $5,000 no-limit 27 draw lowball with rebuys (2 days event)
5 July satellite days / media event

Swedish player may like this article from DN
WSOP 2007 Final days – World Series of Poker Main Event

6 July $10,000 no-limit hold'em Days 1A
7 July $10,000 no-limit hold'em Days 1B
8 July $10,000 no-limit hold'em Days 1C
9 July Days Off
10 July Days 2
11 July Days 3
12 July Days 4
13 July Days 5
14 July Days 6
15 July Days 7
16 July Days Off
17 July Final Table

How to play poker ?

Before you start learning and reading poker books, I will suggest that you read those questions first and understand that poker is a card game that doesn’t differ from your daily activities.

Please read some poker rules first from poker.bwin.com:
Please answer these questions before you learn how to play poker ?

How to be an honest player who cannot lose at poker.
How to increase your advantage so greatly that you can break most games at will.
How to prevent games from breaking up.
How to extract maximum money from all opponents.
How to keep losers in the game.
How to make winners quit.
How to see unexposed cards without cheating.
How to beat dishonest players and cheaters.
How to lie and practice deceit. (Only in poker can you do that and remain a gentleman.)
How to control the rules.
How to jack up stakes.
How to produce sloppy and careless attitudes in opponents.
How to make good players disintegrate into poor players.
How to manipulate opponents through distraction and hypnosis.
How to locate or create new games for bigger and quicker profits.

More poker academic poker sources: Using probabilistic knowledge and simulation to play poker
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Poker en ligne

Poker est un jeu de cartes o๠plusieurs joueurs se mettent dans une salle ou autour d’une table de poker verte et joue le poker avec 52 cartes.

Ce jeu est devenu plus répandu avec l’ouverture des site de poker sur Internet.
Cette évolution a permis aux joueurs de joindre ces site de poker en ligne et se connecter à  n’importe quel moment pour jouer contre un autre joueur dans un autre pays.

Le jeu de poker en ligne et plus spécialement sur Posted on Posted in How, Poker Tagged , , ,

Hollywood.com spammed by poker affiliate site

Follow up this link in order to know what I am talking about
Link to find out how the Hollywood.com was spammed - a way used by some poker , viagra, drugs affiliates to check some holes on old and authority sites.

You can always use the simple query: ( site:hollywood.com poker ) copy this and paste it on google.com query space.

I will list some URLs from my findings
Results 1 – 10 of about 1,380 from hollywood.com for poker. (0.07 seconds)

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