I love this poker joke:

“I once played poker with tarot cards…I got a full house, and 4 people died.”

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Back to Friday, Nov. 01, 1968

To explain why he expects the Administration’s policies to cool the U.S. economy soon, Economist Walter W. Heller last week recalled an old poker-room joke that, he said, he had heard from President Johnson. It has to do with a professional dealer who is getting an unexpected show of strength from one of the local yokels. “Reuben,” says the shark, “you better play fair, because I know exactly what I dealt you.”

Aug. 2, 1926
His under lip protrudes like the point of a vulgar joke